ratchet ghetto bitch ass 'nigga' right here

*cues up Another One Bites the Dust*
 ... and another one wants to feel my wrath... 
Now here is a ratchet ghetto bitch ass 'nigga' right here... Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Lamont Brooks.

This 'I am Tarzan, you Jane' Mitt Romney's new running mate short bus reject here decided to come and make an apperace on my page after I posted about how guys send me unwanted random pics of their dicks. First you accuse me of being gay... strike one ninja.

 Can somebody tell me how did the statement that I posted makes me gay?!?!

To all the fellas on my page, 

 I'm sorry fellas.... 
 Sending me random, unwanted pictures of your dick is NOT A TURN ON!! It is a TURN OFF!!! 

 Thank you, 
Management 

 Point it out to me please? I'll wait.... Still waiting.....

 Then when I say that I am bi, and that men should show restraint, he told me to turn gay because NO MAN is going to meet my demands.

 His actual response:
Then you want a fag. NO REAL MAN GOES BY WHAT YOU WANT......lol. If that's what you want you need a bitch as nigga. YOU HAVE LIFE FUCKED UP

 That's strike 2 nigga!!! Now I'm thinking, did this Diary Of a Wimpy Kid movie reject get in his damn feelings because I'm a fucking grown ass woman, I demand my respect, and random dick pics is so unappealing to me. I would rather have the tool of procreation in front of me, and if I want a pic, I will take one of it myself. Fuck it, I am a photographer, and this is my choice. 

But let's get to the last statement. WAYMENT!! I have life fucked up?!?! Well hell, he dont know me at all! First of all, this mofo LIVES OVERSEAS so I can only assume that he is in the military. If he is, please give him a soap party Full Metal Jacket style, then have a ladyboy from Bangkok love him long time. Then again, after the gay comment, he might like that shit *giggling* After that happens to your ass, then talk to me about life being fucked up, because karma is a bitch!!  Secondly, I am going to assume that you are in the closet because I will not allow NO ONE on my page to use ANY demeaning language, whether intentional or unintentional. It's bad enough as it is that you called me gay (which I don't give 2 shits about) but don't take your 'frustrations' of the female race out on my page.  The last time I checked, this ain't 1965, and my name ain't June Cleaver.

 Then he wants to rub it in (I guess) by sending me a private message, saying the EXACT SAME THING!! But before I can respond, he went out in true ghetto bitch ass nigga mode... he deleted and blocked me! Yes I said it... total bitch ass move!!! I laughed until I cried. I know my coworkers think I went nuts. That nigga should be glad that I didn't have a chance to respond. The motherfucker must have felt the flames from the 10th circle of hell and thought he could escape. Yeah he escaped alright... to the 12th circle which is my blog.

*straps up my 3" leather boots and points to the floor*

Kneel before Storm!! Respect this Dominant Queen!