Plastic Surgery

Plastic Surgery

A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her
vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping.Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret andthe surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three rosescarefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately callsin the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality andthat the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went throughthis all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse . She assisted me in the surgery andempathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked."Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank
you for his new ears."

R.I.P Squeakers (2003-2006)

My beloved cat Squeakers died this evening at home after a brief illness. He is survived by his mother Sam, his sister Brownie, and step-brother Oreo.

He will be greatly missed by all.

R&B singer Gerald Levert dead at 40

Gerald Levert, the R&B singer whose hits included "I Swear" and "I'd Give Anything," as well as chart-toppers with the groups LeVert and LSG, has died, according to his label, Atlantic Records. He was 40.

Levert died of a heart attack Friday at his Cleveland, Ohio, home, according a statement from Atlantic.

"He was one of the greatest voices of our time, who sang with unmatched soulfulness and power, as well as a tremendously gifted composer and an accomplished producer," the statement read. "Above all, he was an exceptional human being whose warmth and grace inspired us all."

Levert, the son of O'Jays member Eddie Levert Sr., first hit it big with his sibling Sean and friend Marc Gordon as the trio LeVert in the mid-'80s. The group's hits included the 1987 song "Casanova," which hit the Top Five on the pop charts.

Gerald Levert went solo in 1991. His hits included a duet with his father, "Baby Hold On to Me."
In 1997 he and singers Johnny Gill and Keith Sweat formed LSG. The group's self-titled album sold more than two million copies, and their hits included "My Body."

More recent albums by Levert included 2002's "The G Spot" and 2004's "Do I Speak for the World."

His most recent album was 2005's "Voices."

Levert had four children.

A broken heart speaks

As Luther Vandross croons 'there is nothing better than love'. But love has eluded me.

I would like to be in love once again, but I have came to the realization that will never happen. I am confined to the world of bitterness and hatred for the rest of my years. All of my friends around me have love in their lives, but as for me, love simply haunts me. I bury myself into work and family, thinking that will ease the pain. It doesn't.

Men will come and go promising me the world, but nothing will change my broken heart.

People tell me to be patient, and that love will find its way. My question is, how long should I be patient for love to find me? I cry myself to sleep asking why is love eluding me. No one answers. The mere thought brings tears to my eyes and a lump in my throat. Maybe if I hated myself I don't have to deal with the pain. That won't work because I love myself and everything that comes with it.

I shall continue in this life time without love, and make the adjustments.